Went to watch Harry Potter with my ungrateful friends yesterday. Now i say 'ungrateful' because they had absolutely no idea how much i gave up to watch a show which did not even interest me. I gave up an opportunity of a lifetime! Not only that...i crawled to town with my half beaten body, sprained ankle and aching breasts just so i could meet them. Okay fine..kaiting was the only grateful one. (I'm obliged to say this because he lent me money.) Oh well..the show was better than expected. What i thought was a dull, cliche kiddy show turned out quite exciting. I liked the funny flying donkey..or whatever you call it..fantasy shows have the most complex names for their characters. I think Harry's handsome too. Anynway, the fantasy world intriges me. I wish i lived in such a world where i could travel back in time to re-do my O lvls..or with a swipe of a finger, turn my mother's mouth into a talking ass everytime she nags. But i guess that's why Harry's so popular. It appeals to kids who blur the line between reality and surreality. I used to believe i could fly...well yeah. Here's something you'll rarely hear from kaiting.

Quote:" Aye..let's go in already....10 more minutes till the show starts.."
" 10 more minutes! relax lar "
" But i wanna pee"
"SO? Pee here...toliet's just there wad."
"NO! Go inside and pee..outside need to pay 10cents"

Barnyard Poem

The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were alone
Just she and I
Her hair was brown
Her eyes were too
I knew just what
She wanted to do
So with my courage
I did my best
And placed my hand
Upon her breast
I trembled and shook
And felt her heart
Slowly she spread
Her legs apart
I knew she was ready
But I didn't know how
It was my first try
At milking a cow


sigh i'm bored.

Quote:" The political parties offered protection. Now class what kind of protection? "
"Sexual"
" yinxiang...u've not been with us the entire lecture. You've been in your own world. A world which u just mentioned..i'll tell your father. "
"okay..go ahead. He's in the same worold as i am"

Why am I not rich?
I wish I could treat all my friends to muddy mud pies and tell them that somebody loves them. I want to have a big house so everyone can sleep over , play mahjong and get drunk. Or have a huge car so I can give everyone lifts when they need one. A huge fridge filled with goodies would be nice. So people can grab an orange float, a jack daniels or a Reese's peanut butter cup when they feel like it. A large disposible income so I buy birthday gifts for everyone and treat everyone to LAN. and when they ask? I can tell them its because acjc bowling won so everything's on the house. I wish i had everything in the world just so I can give it all away...
Why do bad things happen to good people?!
well these were my thoughts as I sat at starbucks sipping a mocha frap and watching naked kids play at the fountain at bugis because Ashley was LATE. I thought of various get-rich schemes while my coffee lasted. All of it was nonsense. It ranged from joining wheel of fortune to getting a rich wife. I then dismissed the idea and accepted the fact that i would have to slug it out like the rest.
" Money is the root of all evil. When i become rich, i'll probably become rich and proud, forget God and become a real snobbish biatch. Besides...when you die, all of it amounts to nothing!" My failed attempt of consoling myself. Help..Any ideas on how i can earn a million before i'm 30?

ps: Thanks xiangwei,josh and david. :D

Quote: " If i'm the richest man on earth...My friends would have a hell load of shoes."