Boundaries
I recently had the priviledge to give a friend some advice on girls. So I decided to do something right for once and think about the things my mother would say. Here goes.
When you're out,
- No watching sexually explicit movies. <- You don't need any more ideas my friend.
- No conversations about sexual issues. <- well..Its unnecessary..Not to mention Dangerous!
- No lingering around after the plans for the evening are done. <- You make the plan, do the plan then go home., Like a good boy.
- No changing into something "more comfortable"
- No getting alone in a bedroom. <- Duh..Remember, the bedroom is for sleeping.
- No turning out the lights <- The first recorded words of God in the Bible: Let there be Light!
- No getting horizontal. <- A hundred things can happen when you lie down. All of them are bad.
- No touching of buttons or zippers.
- No removal of any clothing. <- If anything, keep adding clothing throughout the night. By the end of the date, you each want to look like the Michelin man.
Aww mommy, aren't you proud of me now?
