I ended school early so I decided to stop by at the nearest Starbucks to have a cup of coffee and spend some time with myself. After about twenty minutes of serenity, this Australian man came up and we ended up having a conversation. We started off by complaining about the horrid nature of Singaporeans. Ironic as hell but I sure had lots to say. Anyway he told me a joke which I would never forget. Here goes. (He claims this actually did happen in his country..Of which I am highly skeptical)
A lady who was 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed that the man sitting opposite her was smiling profusely. So she moved to another seat. This time, the smile turned into a grin. So she moved again. But the man seemed more and more amused. And after her forth move, the man burst out laughing. She then complained to the driver who had the man arrested.
The man was then put in front of a judge who asked him to explain himself.
He began, " Well your honor, this is what happened. When she got onto the bus, I couldn help but notice her condition. She then sat under a sweets sign which said "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" so I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under the sign "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to grin even more.
Then she put herself under a deodorant sign which said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself.
but your honor, when she sat under a forth sign that said "Goodyear rubber could have prevented this accident"...I couldn take it. "Case Dismissed"
Quote": You Singaporeans have a problem with the number 3. Its 'THree' and not 'tree' "
